1. I let you eat the leftover pizza when it is a variety I actually like.
2. You are allowed possession of Truman's remote control.
3. I happily share my favorite chenille woobie with you.
4. You regularly get to drive Twiggy.
5. There is beer in my fridge.
6. I find your snoring cute.
7. I am willing to watch multiple episodes of Locked Up Abroad.
8. I enjoy kissing you even after you've just eaten herring.
9. I buy granola (for you, of course).
10. I let you wear a pair of my fuzzy booties to keep your big ol' feet warm, and I don't email a picture of you in them to all of your friends.