I'm all about keeping drugs out of our schools (to whatever extent that is actually possible), but ibuprofen? When was the last time you heard about a rampant ibuprofen addiction sweeping across the country? Um...never.

According to CNN, apparently, one school believes Advil to be a gateway drug, and they are willing to strip down every 13-year-old girl in their halls to stop the madness.

The Supreme Court has agreed to hear the case. Let's all hope common sense will lead them to uphold the lower court's ruling that:
...the school went too far in its effort to create a drug- and crime-free classroom. "The overzealousness of school administrators in efforts to protect students has the tragic impact of traumatizing those they claim to serve. And all this to find prescription-strength ibuprofen."

I mean, seriously, can the average 13-year-old girl hide anything in her bra anyway?